Garden Railway Forum

Prompted by the mention of weaselly and stoatally in Peter's railway thread, I was reminded of another old joke that used to set my youngest daughter into fits of giggles. Out of respect for Peter's thread, I thought it best to post it in a separate thread.
A man walks into a restaurant, and having looked at the menu, he asks the waiter for the steak and Kidley Pie.
The waiter said "Did you mean Steak and Kidney, Sir?"
To which the man said "That's what I said, Diddle I?"
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I will admit I don't understand why that is funny.

tom_tom_go wrote: ↑Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:49 pm I will admit I don't understand why that is funny.

Then I shall fetch me coat...

I guess you'll need to be Irish for that to understand.. Am I right?

Got to agree with Tom, Phil. I don’t get it and I am half Irish….

I thought of the kiddly pie joke when I saw the thread title.

That joke is and was still favourite here, the trick is how you tell it...if you say Kidd Lee pie and then do the reply in an angry voice "That's what I said (pause) diddle I" ??!!

We also loved A man goes into a chemist and asks for some green soap, the assistant says sorry we only have yellow. Dont worry says the man I've got my bike outside...

Nobody gets it as there's nothing to get but if you wet yourself laughing at the end you can confuse people for ages repeating it.....

I have to explain most jokes to my eldest daughter. She just says "I don't get it". I don't tell her any now. They're not as funny when you have to explain them.



Ian

I am very sorry, I mustn’t have much of a sense of humour….I just don’t get any of these at all

The old jokes that the old time comedians told were and are far funnier then those that are told by todays comedians, they are always shouting and swearing to get their’s to be so called funny…each to their own I suppose.

And no I can’t tell a joke for the life of me, I just have never had the ability to remember them

My apologies I do know one….

Whats Black and Yellow and goes ZZZZZUB

A Bee

A bee flying backwards surly?

A surly bee or an angry bee?

You could of inverted the image at least Rod!

Typical Apple user, all the gear no idea

tom_tom_go wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:45 pm You could of inverted the image at least Rod!

Typical Apple user, all the gear no idea

Sorry Tom, but if I were a Moderator I would remove that remark.

Peter Butler wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:44 pm

tom_tom_go wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:45 pm You could of inverted the image at least Rod!

Typical Apple user, all the gear no idea

Sorry Tom, but if I were a Moderator I would remove that remark.

Tom is just jealous Peter….

Big Jim wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 12:21 pm A bee flying backwards surly?

See I told you I couldn’t tell a Joke..