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Best man speeches

Post by jim@NAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:22 pm

So not for the first time iv been asked to be the best man.this time I'm a step in 2nd best man as the best man is away in the army .now I need some tips for the speech please

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Post by Peter Butler » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:35 pm

'Step-in second best man' ??? ...... Drink plenty first, say you never liked him anyway and insult the bride's mother.... job done!
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Post by bazzer42 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:16 am

Got to compliment the bride, always a crowd pleaser

If you're a second class best man tell them they're getting a second class speech

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Post by tom_tom_go » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:37 am

Good quote I have used in the past:

As for (your friend), there is nothing I wouldn't do for him and likewise for me...in fact we have spent our entire friendship doing nothing for each other!

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