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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:08 pm
by Hancockshire
mhlr wrote:Yes
hahahahahahaha. Look at me every body as I'm about to blow my trousers off with Merry Sarcasm

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:09 pm
by MoelygestLR
Hancockshire wrote: Do you think I'm that stupid?
Do you really want me to answer that question?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

EDIT: Bu**er sumone already beat me to it!

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:44 pm
by laalratty
To be fair, Paul does give his location like everone else in the left panel of every post.
Admittedly St Helens is outside of the NWAG area strictly speaking we'll have anyone who will actually turn up to the steamups :lol: (more then some NWAG members manage!)

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:58 pm
by SillyBilly
Hancockshire wrote:
MoelygestLR wrote:Im also a member of the 16mmngm North West area group (big hint for where i actually live!)
Do you think I'm that stupid?
Yes because like laalraty has said, it's in his panel!

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:43 am
by bungle80a
laalratty wrote:To be fair, Paul does give his location like everone else in the left panel of every post.
Admittedly St Helens is outside of the NWAG area strictly speaking we'll have anyone who will actually turn up to the steamups :lol: (more then some NWAG members manage!)
To be fair tho ratty, some NWAG members do have other commitments that prevent them from attending regular meetings! AND we do cover quite a large area!

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:05 pm
by ptlrcecil
Commitments Like work at what not :D
And yes we do cover a large area, from the kingdom off mercia to the frozen lands of Nadar, and yes coconuts do migrate.

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:47 pm
by Hancockshire
ptlrcecil wrote:yes coconuts do migrate.
I always knew but people took me for a fool (comedy makes sense) :lol:

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:46 pm
by LMS-Jools
If I remember correctly Coconuts migrate via carrier Swallow.  :?


Scene 1
[wind]
[clop clop clop]
King Arthur: Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
Soldier #1: Halt! Who goes there?
Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Soldier #1: Pull the other one!
Arthur: I am, ...and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Soldier #1: What? Ridden on a horse?
Arthur: Yes!
Soldier #1: You're using coconuts!
Arthur: What?
Soldier #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
Soldier #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: We found them.
Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Arthur: Please!
Soldier #1: Am I right?
Arthur: I'm not interested!
Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
Soldier #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
Soldier #2: Oh, yeah...
Soldier #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop clop]
Soldier #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
Soldier #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
Soldier #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
Soldier #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Soldier #2: Well, why not?

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:48 pm
by ptlrcecil
Thats what I meant.
And you didnt just copy and paste a script of the internet did you?